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We are currently playing shows and writing new material for our upcoming release. Remember that we update this site often, so make sure to check back often for the latest updates.

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6/23/2010 from Stiles
I'd also like to briefly point out that this Friday's show is this Friday.

Not last Friday.

There was some small degree of confusion about this point. If you're going to this Friday's show on last Friday, buy me a coffee when you get there.



6/22/2010 from Niko
It has come to my attention that I have not written a proper post recently.

What have we been up to in the world of Valentino? Well for starters, Brian received his pilots license, without even taking a day of pilot training. We all look forward to his first flight all the way around his living room. Should be fascinating.

Chris recently reinvented the wheel, taking one bike that worked just fine, and made it two! Of course, nature is spiteful beast, so she broke his foot.

Jason discovered his love for Koala Bears. He has since moved to the jungles or wherever Koala's live. He has found a bride in Kaowlati the Koala, and they are expecting some bastardization of a child. Because he has a family to support, Jason has gotten a job with Fanny Mae, and plans on continuing their commitment to honesty and fairness to the best of his Whiskey drinking ability.

Paul went bald.

We hope to see you out Friday. That would really make us smile.

-N.i.k.o.
(now I Kewl O)



6/8/2010 from Niko
I am adding this update because it is easier than adjusting the size of the video Stiles posted.

so

how

are

you

can

you

see

the

calendar

now?

peas and jumping jacks
Niko

(Dear Paul - you're welcome. Love Brian) :P



5/21/2010 from Stiles
This... might be terrifying. I haven't yet decided.


Skip to about thirty seconds in if you get impatient waiting for the weirdness quotient to ramp up.





5/13/2010 from Niko
See Chris, told ya so





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